im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
If anyone would like to buy me any of these, I will love you for all eternity.
Thanks in advance xx
During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry
I quite literally hate everything